I’ve never really understood this whole “flour bombing” deal. I mean, I guess it’s embarrassing but harmless and flour probably takes a long time to wash out of your hair and skin, but if you were going to ruin someone’s night on the red carpet, why wouldn’t you vinegar-bomb them? Or peanut butter smoothie them? Or Bud Light Platinum them? At least those things smell terrible. Hollywood’s pranksters should really reconsider their food-bombing choices.

Dumb baking item or not, Kim Kardashian was allegedly flour bombed last night at a party for the release of her new perfume, True Reflection. Sources say a woman burst through the media line and dumped a bunch of baking flour on K-Dash’s head and back, leaving her shocked and appalled. “That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me. Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.”

First of all, THAT is the craziest thing that’s ever happened to you? Not the public shaming of having a sex tape released? Not becoming a millionaire for having a huge ass? Not getting divorced 72 days after getting married? HAVING FLOUR DUMPED ON YOU IS THE CRAZIEST THING?!

And second – I am now led to believe that this was all planned. It drew attention away from Kim Kardashian being awful, caused the name of her perfume to show up a thousand times on the internet, and gave her a chance to “be witty,” what with that cheesy line about makeup powder that I HIGHLY doubt she thought of herself. TRICKY LADY, THAT WOMAN. TRICKY TRICKY.

I still say we vinegar bomb her next time. Any takers?

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