You know when you meet a couple, and you think, “oh my god you guys are MEANT for each other, this is a match made in heaven, congratulations because you guys are two peas in a pod and will be happy into eternity”? Well, Kim Kardashian and Kanye west were kind of like that, except more in a “man, you two are the most business savvy, publicity-obsessed humans on the planet who are both into your thirties and are slowly disappearing into obscurity and therefore this relationship is perfect, you will struggle for fame together until your dying breaths.”

And now they’re getting married.

That’s right, Kanye West proposed to his reality star baby mama last night in a “surprise” at Giants stadium – with quite possibly the most desperate Jumbotron message ever conceived:

You counted right – SIX E’s.

Via Gawker:

“Excitable man Kanye West is engaged to wed popular divorcée Kim Kardashian, after presenting her with a 15-carat diamond ring at AT&T Park in San Francisco via Jumbotron in front of family, friends, and a private 50-person orchestra playing Kim’s favorite Lana Del Rey song (“Young and Beautiful”) as is the style of the day.

West rented out the baseball stadium, normally home to the San Francisco Giants, in order to surprise Kardashian with the proposal. Kim probably thought Kanye was taking her to AT&T Park for a tedious VIP tour of the facilities (“In the distance, you’ll note yet another wheelchair accessible entrance; don’t worry, we’ll get a closer look at that later.”) because he likes to waste time. Little did she realize the only giants in the stadium Monday night (which was also Kim’s birthday) would be feelings.”

All jokes aside, we wish Kanye and Kim luck – although who needs like when you have a 15 carat diamond ring that no less than 12 African children likely lost their left hands for, right?

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