Kim Kardashian and Kanye Are Going to Make Great Parents
No one has perfect parents. When you are raised, you learn parenting habits from your own family that you, as an adult, either choose to emulate or do the opposite of. For example, I WILL make sure my children are involved in sports and hobbies because it fosters a sense of responsibility and time-management, as well as creating a well-rounded and socially-involved child. I WILL NOT shelter my kid from sex in a way that basically makes them terrified of THE basic biological function of their body until they get to college (wherein they DEFINITELY TRY AND MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME).
Another thing I WON’T do is pose naked, in what appears to be mid-thrust, with the father of my child, on the cover of a magazine that will live on the internet forever and ever until The End of Time. However, it appears that future parents (of a baby girl, no less) Kim Kardashian and Kanye West put that parenting-theory in the YES column, as here they are, appearing on the cover of French magazine L’Officiel Hommes looking like they’re BONING ALL SORTS OF HARD.
Like I said, I’m definitely not going to foster a sense of dread about sex to my children. It’s important to teach your kids that sex is a natural, beautiful part of life that, if done safely, is one of the best parts of the life experience. Somehow, though, I don’t picture them being very pleased when they stumble across a picture of their MOM AND DAD getting in on on the cover a mag. Especially after they find out their mom’s only famous for getting peed on in a sex tape.
But HEY, what do I know.
