Kim Jong-Il is Dead at 69
I was alerted last night that North Korean dictator (or in their words, “Dear Leader”) had died of “physical fatigue” or maybe a stroke while on a train in Pyongyang yesterday. Jon-Il, who has been called one of the most terrifying dictators of all time, was replaced by his son, Kim Jong Un, which is causing a stir in the country as ruling elites are unsure of what he may do to establish his power. That’s about all I know about that, so here is a video about some crazy Kim Jong Il facts that you may not have known, that might help you understand the level of crazy we’re working with here: