When you think of Hollywood couples that you’d want to smell like, what’s the first though that comes into your head? David and Victoria Beckham are the leaders of this movement with their line of high end men and women’s scents, for example. Or maybe you’d want to smell like Brad and Angelina for an earthier scent reminiscent of patchouli oil but with less homeless smell? Even Ashton and Demi might create a scent that is strong, surprising, and playful. However, I don’t think that any of us would be like, OOOH OOOH PICK ME PICK ME, I’D WANT TO SMELL LIKE KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND LAMAR ODOM.

No offense to the adorable couple or anything, but their onscreen sexual chemistry is like mixing oil and water. They are awkward and silly and seem to have a great time, but thinking about them doing the nasty is just, well, that: nasty. And let’s be honest, when you spritz a bit of a couple’s cologne in the air you’re automatically gonna think about them DOING IT. So I would guess when you spray Khloe and Lamar’s perfume, called Unbreakable, that you’re going to smell two pubescent teenagers who, although awkwardly tall, still haven’t discovered deodorant. I mean, check out the commercial below…

How much do you NOT want to buy this product?