Have you ever been to San Francisco? Or New York? Or like, any major metropolitan area in the nation? They all have these fantastic methods of public transport so you don’t have to have a car and pay $12,000 a gallon or whatever gas costs these days, unlike San Diego, which has two busses and the world’s slowest, most unreliable trolley. San Francisco especially has like a train, the BART, the MUNI, and probably a motorized camel system, so at any given time you can hop on some form of travel for under 5 bucks. However, I am always skeptical of public transportation due to the multiple videos of subway disasters we’ve seen on BCU and around the internet. Like this dude. Or this woman, or this freak of nature. Every moment I spent on the BART this past weekend I was a bit apprehensive about if a guy in a rabbit suit was going to start humping an old man or something.

Then this morning I spotted THIS gem. If the craziest thing people are seeing on the subway these days is a chubby guy singing Katy Perry at 8am, then SIGN ME UP.