I don’t know where this happened (edit: somewhere in Florida), I don’t know how this happened, and I sure as s*** don’t know WHY this happened, but it happened.

Kathy Griffin was photographed dancing naked on the side of the road and waving at passing traffic this week before a show in Miami Beach, Florida, and we are sufficiently disturbed. No makeup, pale-ass skin, and that ginger hair all mushed up in an unattractive ponytail that suggests she might be somewhat balding? Yuck, no thank you, why oh God have you forsaken us.

Take some Pepto, grab a bucket, and check out the full NSFW set at BuzzFeed.