You know how sometimes when you take NyQuil for a cold or meth just for fun and you have REALLY effed up dreams? Like, why did I dream about suckling milk from a goat that had the head of John Stamos? Or ew, why did I have a sex dream about early 90s Paula Poundstone except I was wearing her signature signature over-sized blazer? Well, this new ad for Hot Pockets, starring Kate Upton and Snoop Lion, is just like one of those cough-medicine induced nightmares. Except this nightmare made two people VERY, VERY RICH. (Three, if you include the Larry King cameo, although he probably just stumbled onto the set and thought it was his regular show.)