Kanye Used To Watch Kim’s Sex Tape to Get in the Mood
In this morning’s, “gross, gross, oh my god, gross,” news, sources are claiming that Kanye West used to watch Kim Kardashian’s sex tape while having sex with other women to “get him in the mood.”
According to TMZ, Kanye’s long-time crush on the reality starlet went beyond just rapping about her in songs, as multiple sources with “first-hand knowledge” claim he would play the (most insanely boring) vid of her and ex-boyfriend Ray J because it “always worked,” if ya know what I mean.
I’m pretty sure that someday in the future, our grandchildren will read get telepathically informed of the atrocities of the 2000s, and aside from 9/11 and the Aurora shooting and Potty Pax, they’ll learn that a woman who was famous for getting peed on started dating a man who used to get off watching her get peed on, and we all watched them do that on TV. And they made money off of it. Also Darfur.