Because I am not a 16 year old girl, I don’t understand the appeal of Justin Bieber. I’m sure I feel the same way my parents felt when I lusted after Jonathan Taylor Thomas when I was 12, which makes me feel really old and gross, but bottom line is: the Biebs is just not my type.

With his weird, pale-white-boy-attempting-swag style, scrawny arms, and face that looks like it just burst from the womb, I can’t grasp the idea of seeing him as a sex symbol, and I’m pretty sure most women of adult age feel the same.

EXCEPT APPARENTLY NOT BECAUSE THIS IS A THING:

AAAH. AHHHHHHHHHH. NOOOOO.

This, of course, is from Pipedream Products, the same company that brought you the Miley Cyrus and Snooki sex dolls, so CLEARLY they have their finger on the pulse of the sexiest, most LUSTED AFTER stars in Hollywood. I gotta give them a teeny bit of credit for the “I’m not gay! (Okay maybe a lil)” on the top of the Justin “Beaver” box. Sure it’s defamatory and disgusting and a repulsive sales tactic, but they definitely opened up a whole new market for people looking to invest in an inflatable sex toy.

Gross. JUST GROSS, YOU GUYS.