It’s all making sense now, guys. All those times we sat in the lunch room drinking our little boxes of Juicy Juice and eating our little bags of Cheetos, we’re were just dosing ourselves with gay nutrients that were gaying up our pure little straight bodies. Next time you get irritated with the flamboyancy of the Bravo channel stars, just remember it would have never been possible had their mothers not sent them to school every day with gay juice and homo chips.

Or something.