Johnny Depp Pulls Diamonds Out of His Ass
Literally.
This is not a joke. From an interview with Depp’s ex-girlfriend, Kate Moss, via Daily Mail:
Kate, now 48, and Johnny, now 58, were Hollywood’s ‘it’ couple when they dated from 1994 to 1998, with their relationship hitting headlines again recently when she was called to testify in his libel trial against ex-wife Amber Heard.
Speaking to British Vogue about one particularly memorable incident when they were dating, the model recalled: ‘That diamond necklace Johnny gave me, they were the first diamonds I ever owned. He pulled them out of the crack of his a**e.’
‘We were going out to dinner and he said, “I’ve got something in my bum, can you have a look,” and I was like, “what” and I put my hand down his trousers and I pulled out a diamond necklace. That diamond necklace.’
Screw rings in cakes — THAT is a memorable gift experience.