Do you ever experience second-hand embarrassment? When watching a particularly terrible American Idol audition do you cringe and occasionally have to leave the room? Does watching the horrific acting on Grey’s Anatomy make you ache for the time when actors knew how to cry and didn’t just smoosh up their faces like they have to take a post-3am-taco-shop crap? Well then, this is just the video for you.

In it, John Travolta (what?) visits the Australian World Cup team (uh, what?), called the Socceroos (I’M SORRY WHAT?) and gives them the gift of his overly botoxed face singing a screechy, off-key rendition of  his Grease hit “You’re the One That I Want,” with a few edits to make it, uh, you know, “soccer themed.”

BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE.

Fun game: try and pick out the Australian player who looks the most mortified.