T’was but a wee 5 months ago that BCU announced that Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis was getting married to journalist Christina McLarty, and advised her that in order to possibly stand up to Monsieur Francis’ high standards, she was going to have to class up her grungy reputation, which included interviewing such Z-list celebrities as former president Bill Clinton (bo-ring). Apparently she didn’t heed our advice, though, because according to reports,  she has moved out of the house she shares with Francis back in with her mother only a MONTH into their marriage.

Radar Online reports that Joe spoke about the split during the Kardashian’s annual Christmas party, stating that Christina moved out slightly after Thanksgiving. The couple had been together for four years before the marriage, which brings us to reason #90,624 and #90,625 to not get married: it can ruin a perfectly healthy relationship, and also HE’S JOE FRANCIS, DON’T MARRY HIM.