Not that I’ve ever actually seen a Girls Gone Wild tape, because that would be extremely unladylike because those videos are misogynistic, but if I HAD seen one I would tell you that they are poorly edited and look like they were produced by a 45 year old dyslexic guy in his mom’s basement. I’m not kidding, even the cover art is embarrassing on those things. Or at least, that’s what I would probably think if I’d seen one of those videos, which I haven’t.

According to Manolith, Joe Francis, creator of Girls Gone Wild, is getting married to a lovely looking lady named Christina McLarty. She’s a respected journalist who has interviewed the likes of Bill Clinton (she was his chief of staff’s neice), Warren Beatty, and Annette Benning, and enjoys “cooking, reading, checking out the local farmers markets, and tending to her 4-year-old Basset Hound.”

I don’t know about you, but she has a lot to live up to marrying such a stand-up guy. I mean, if you read his bio, I think it says that he enjoys “getting underaged girls wasted in Mexico and taking advantage of their intoxication, being in jail, and punching Playboy Playmates in the face.”

So… better class it up, Miss McLarty.