I don’t know if you ever saw Gone, Baby, Gone, but it was was a pretty damn good movie, what with the kidnapping and prostitution and drugs and whatnot, except for the fact that Casey Affleck played a badass? Which makes no sense? I mean, he’s got the skin of a newborn infant baby boy, and like, this high pitched kinda whiny voice, and in no way do I believe that he could ever beat anyone up, unless that person was in a coma or had spaghetti arms.

So I guess it makes sense that Casey Affleck would be the director for this totally nonsensical “mockumentary” that was probably dreamt up in some sort of LSD-fueled brainstorm session. “I’m Still Here” stars Joaquin Phoenix as like… a rapper? Or maybe Zach Galiafinakis? I don’t really get… and um… what?

Just watch it. I have no idea.