January Jones Eats Her Own Placenta
January Jones is known for many things. Playing the easy-to-hate Betty Draper on the AMC hit Mad Men, crashing her car in a hit and run, having children with secret fathers who may or may not be married, being hated by the child cast of her show are just a few that come to mind. And now we have another weird thing to add to that list – eating her own placenta every morning!
The blond beauty recently shared with People that her health regimen including bits of her baby’s afterbirth:
“I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation.”
You read right: Jones is eating her own placenta. “Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins,” she explains. “It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas.”
She’s right about that last part, I gotta giver her credit. So here are some other things we should consider taking on as part of our “Become Better Mammals” plan:
1) Eating cat poop (my dog does this and seems to enjoy it immensely)
2) Not wearing clothes (actually I might be able to get on board with this one)
3) Sleeping in caves, trees, or burrows
4) Chasing down our food in a predator vs prey hierarchy (or only eating berries)
5) Eating cat poop (I’m telling you, this one is necessary)
EVERYONE GET ON THAT. JANUARY JONES SAYS WE’RE NOT BEING MAMMALIAN ENOUGH.