SPEAKING OF CHICAGO, I apparently made a huge faux pas on my vacation by not visiting a local legend called The Weiner Circle, a hot dog stand that is infamously rude. Like, scary rude. Like, I’m not sure a hot dog is worth that kind of humiliation rude.

Conan O’Brien (who was in Chicago at the same time as me, I mean we’re practically the same person) sent 30 Rock‘s resident nice guy Jack McBrayer to the Weiner Circle to see how mean they could really be. LO AND BEHOLD, they were about as ego-shatteringly mean as it gets. But Kenneth Jack wasn’t going to take that kind of torture lying down. Instead, he brought it someone EQUALLY as rude, in the form of all-star puppet Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.

The results were, um… stressful.