As the Spring slowly turns to summer, I have become convinced that this year has some of the longest days of all time. I took my pup on a walk last night at 9pm, and there was STILL a bit of light on the horizon. That’s weird, right? I mean, I know summer days are long, but 9pm is NIGHTTIME, and there shouldn’t be sunlight still creeping about.

What I’m saying is, this weekend when you’re leaving to go hit the clubs and get your sexy on, remember that when you leave the house there STILL MIGHT BE LIGHT OUT. I’m talking to you, ladies that dress in a way that is only acceptable after nightfall, and you, ladies whose dresses are 3 sizes too small. And you as well, guys who wear eyeliner and fake tan and think people don’t notice.

I just want you to succeed this weekend – meet someone hot, bring them home, enjoy a fun and awesome booty call. I don’t want you to fail miserably like a small child who can’t yet work a rocking horse.