Welp, assuming that Gwen Stefani really ain’t no “hollaback girl” (wait, that’s a double negative. Assuming she ain’t NOT no hollaback girl, I believe that’s correct), she may be about to throw her husband to the curb. Just yesterday, some photos surfaced showing the No Doubt singer’s husband, Gavin Rossdale, hiking with his children and their suspiciously busty blonde nanny. Now, I’m sure feminists out there would say, “um, so are you saying she’s not allowed to embrace her femininity and has to cover her womanly curves just because she’s in the presence of a male, HITLER?” And no, no that’s not what I’m saying. What I’m sayin’ is: girl is hot. And young. And Gwen Stefani is 5000 miles away, touring to promote her new album, and I bet she’d be a little concerned by THIS PHOTO:

It’s just unfortunate that this photo had to get snapped, because she was probably just slipping a little bit and he went to help her and accidentally aimed too low and WHOOPSIE-DOODLE copped a feel of her supple 20-somethin’ bootay. It’s also unfortunate that male celebs have a bit of a poor track record sleeping with their sexy young nannies (I’m looking at you, Jude Law and Ethan Hawke). And of course, it’s SUPER UNFORTUNATE that Gavin’s got a bit of a past with secrety relationships, like the one that produced a love child, Playboy model Daisy Lowe.

We’re sure this is just a crummy coincidence, but assuming this is about to blow up in a atomic-bomb sized cheating scandal, stick around for more deets at BCU!

Image via The SUperficial.