Want someone’s blood-stained futon?

Seriously in need of a VHS copy of Cruel Intentions?

Have an intense desire an Inception themed rim job?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, head on down to the Manhattan, New York Craigslist page. Browse the misspelled ads and try and steer clear of the prostitution stings and you’ll find each of these things. Especially the last one. (Click below to see the ad in all its frightening glory)