The cold, miserable darkness of winter is starting to set in here in the 619 (aka it’s a little cloudy and 60 degrees), which we all know makes waking up SUPER HARD. Why would I want to get out of bed to make coffee and shiver while the shower warms up when I could just lay in bed all day watching RoboCop and eating soup?

John Thomas, the little kid in this (13 year old) video, on the other hand, does NOT want to be in bed. You can tell by the way he yells “I’M NOT SLEEPY” over and over again in the middle of the night (UGH, CHILDREN), prompting his parents to sneak into his room with a night-vision camera and scare the ever-living SHIT out of him.

It’s pretty great, although seriously, do kids do this? No thank you.