Last night at midnight, a government shutdown went into effect, meaning funding to all government run systems is DONEZO. Washington DC is a ghost town and people are asking themselves “what the hell kind of mental disorder do all politicians seem to have and how can I avoid contracting or spreading said disease to my offspring?”

If you’re wondering how the government shut down will affect YOU, head over to The Washington Post and check it out (no gun permits, no passports, and no National Parks for you, sonny). If you don’t care, watching this video of a VERY flamboyant gentleman getting his dance on at a Willie Nelson concert. Protip: if WILLIE NELSON looks at you like you may be too high, you may be too high.