According to an Oregon news center, a man in a military ‘ghillie’ suit who planned on robbing a Hillsboro museum was caught yesterday when he was bitten by an officer’s dog while hiding in a wooded area nearby. Officers say they were responding to the tripped alarm at the museum, and as they searched for the culprit in the forest nearby, they were alarmed by a scream coming from the ground… turned out one of the officer’s dogs had bitten the idiot robber, who was laying face down trying to be camouflaged.

So let’s just say you came across one of these large, bumbling,  Chewbacca-like suits at like, a military surplus store or something, and you’re thinking, hmm, what could I possibly do with this? … perhaps your first thought shouldn’t be to take on a task that involves careful maneuvering and extreme accuracy? Just a thought.