There are many reasons why I should never own a fancy car. For one, I love eating messy cheeseburgers while driving. For two, I like drinking caramel macchiatos out of lidless cups while making wide turns. And for THREE, I am just a plain old bad driver. But for those reasons, I would never even allow myself to be in the drivers seat of a nice Mercedes, LET ALONE A LAMBORGHINI MURCIELAGO.

But apparently some 22-year-old a**hole in Australia did not have that kind of self-awareness, because The Daily Telegraph is reporting that due to reckless driving and apparent “showing off,” a young man in Leichhardt, Australia crashed his $350,000 supercar through a median and head on into a cab. Witnesses say it was obvious that the driver was attempting to show off and was being “aggressive and arrogant”.

Let’s all have a moment of silence for a beautiful car that fell into the wrong hands, the hands of a douchey little sh*tstain who, I hope, ends up driving a Geo Metro for the rest of his life as punishment. Poor Lambo. He never had a chance.