Here we are, at the final stretch before election day, and things are getting dirtier and meaner and more repulsive by the day, especially following Hurricane Sandy. Some say Mitt Romney intentionally remained in Ohio to assist relief efforts instead of going to the most impacted areas because New York isn’t an “election battleground.” Obama opponents say his appearances in New Jersey were “fake” and “staged.” Basically, everyone is the worst and should be duct taped into cardboard boxes forever.

I’m just ready for this election season to be over, like this little girl. I feel you, girlfriend. I’m tired of Bronco Bama and Mitt Rommey too.