Here were are, the Wednesday after a holiday, everything feels weird and wrong and we just want to go back to bed until Friday.

Before you throw in the towel and burrow under your desk in sadness and confusion, let our booty hunting team brighten your day with a few sunshiney, luminous booties that are sure to raise your heart rate and remind you what a beautiful day it is to be alive. A day when women from all over the planet can hand deliver their asses to you via Twitter. A day when hitting one small button labeled “Follow” opens you up to a whole new page of perfect, curvy bodies. A day when a public social media platform called Instagram means previously-unknown, but fabulous butts are finally getting the publicity they deserve. Say hello to our Hump Day Hottie: The Booties and Boobies of @Cushion_Catalog:

Happy Hump Day, everyone – which is YOUR favorite?