On a scale of one to ten, how hungover are you? If you took Cinco De Mayo to the limit as the OBC staff did last night, you’re probably sitting at a hard 8.5, and only temporarily, because once the coffee + ibuprofen + burrito combo wear off, we gonna be HURTIN.

However, that doesn’t mean we aren’t gonna leave you hangin’ on this most important of days (unless you feel great today, in which case GO TO HELL). We’re just gonna let you watch some Hump Day Humping instead of having to click through a gallery. The below vid is the uncut version of the commercial for Diddy’s newest cologne, called 3AM. It features a fully nakey Cassie Ventura, as well as some V. V. NSFW thrusting, so watch at your own risk.

And then proceed to puke into a trash can. Happy Day After Cinco De Mayo, everyone.