Sometimes you see a booty on Instagram and you think, that CAN’T be real. That just DOESN’T happen in nature. What a FAKER. But then also in the back of your head, you are begging the heavens that it IS REAL, and that somehow, someday you get the opportunity to bury your head like a scared ostrich in a booty just like that.

The booties of  the Booty.Squat page on Instagram are great examples of those kind of “gotta-be-implants-but-please-I-hope-not-and-really-who-cares” kinda asses. Look at ’em. Just LOOK.

Alright, I’m gonna stop talking since you’re definitely done reading. To the ladies of Booty.Squat, though – keep up the good work, and congratulations on being OnlineBootyCall’s HumpDayHottie’s of the week!