Hump Day Hottie: The Cast of Spring Breakers
Let me make it crystal clear that I think the upcoming Harmony Korine movie, Spring Breakers, looks terrible. It looks TERRIBLE! Look at it case you aren’t sure if it’s TERRIBLE:
TERRIBLE.
That being said, I will see this movie. I will probably see it eight months after it’s released on DVD and happens to show up in the RedBox on my block, but yeah, I’ll see it. Because of this:
Hello, Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, and Rachel Korine (Harmony’s wife)! Here they are looking GOOOORGEOUS at the premiere of their movie in Paris. The four of them have been looking sexy all over the globe recently, and it makes me very happy to see ex-Disney stars looking like THAT instead of looking like THIS.
To four sexy young women looking like the epitome of Hollywood glamour, we salute you. Your stunning good looks will make us see a movie that we know is going to be just TERRIBLE.