Question: if a babe on Instagram posts a selfie and no one likes it, does it still give a boner?

There really is an UNBELIEVABLE amount of “vixens” on IG who seem to be making a living by hawking fat burners and waist cinchers and teeth whiteners, isn’t there? Every day we think, “there’s no way we’re going to find a new sexy Instagram babe with a giant booty and a thousand mirror selfies today, right?”

And every day there’s another one. It’s like Instagram is a Mary Poppins bag of hot chicks with no apparent jobs – and we like it.

Speaking of, GOOD MORNING, STEPHANIE SANTIAGO!