Hump Day Hottie: Serena Williams
I know I have been critical of the Williams sisters in the past. From Venus’ court fashion faux pas to her sister’s temper that has costed her almost $20,000, they’ve never been my favorite sports sibs (in case you were wondering, I’m Team Barber. Especially you, Tiki. Mmm.).
However, I had to admit this recent photo of Serena made me question my distaste for the Williams sisters. After winning her fifth straight title, she showed up to the 2012 Wimbledon Championship’s 2012 Winners’ Ball in a gold number that highlighted her incredible assets:
That, gentlemen, is what I believe we refer to as a BADONK. Like, literally, her ass makes the shape of the letter C.
Although I should probably be complimenting her for the highly impressive feat of winning the goddamn Wimbledon title more times than most people even get to go, my brain can’t get past her shiny gold bootay. So here’s to you, Serena, our Hump Day Hottie of the Week. From now on, you should let your ass do the talking.
Wait, ew. I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT NONONONONO