Hump Day Hottie: Scarlett Johansson
Oh holy mother of sweet, 6-pound baby Jesus. Scarlett Johansson is BACK everyone, and looking like an angel in a cleavage-baring black gown. I know it’s barely Wednesday morning, and we’re just getting started, and we have like, 24 more hours before this (already short) work week is over, BUT I HAD TO SHOW YOU THESE PICTURES NOW. NOW NOW NOW.
Everyone, say hello to our Hump Day Hottie of the Week, Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of her new movie Under The Skin at the Venice Film Festival.
Looking simply AMAZING, SCARJO! The last I’d seen of the actress/singer was frumping around NYC, so it’s nice to be reminded that she is still, without a doubt, one of the sexiest stars in Hollywood today. And one who likes to send sexy text messages, no less!
We missed you and your unbelievably ample cleavage, Scar. We hope to see more soon… keep it up!