Just this morning I said to myself, hey, okay, SERIOUSLY, let’s pick a Hump Day Hottie today who has never been featured before. Let’s maybe pick Jessica Lowndes in her pretty spring attire that makes us already hate fall. Or Lindsay Arnold, who makes us ALMOST want to watch DWTS, but not really.

But then up popped this cover photo from Esquire where Scarlett Johansson was named “Sexiest Woman Alive” for the second time, and realized there was basically NO WAY I COULD PASS THIS UP, even though she was just our Hump Day Hottie a MONTH ago. But I mean, come on, LOOK AT HER:

The hotness, it’s almost UNBEARABLE! I can totally understand how Esquire could thumb through thousands of options for a newer, younger, more relevant cover girl but then in the end say NOPE, GO WITH YOUR GUT. SCAR JO IS THE SEXIEST. PERIOD.

And in alliance with Esquire, though we wanted a fresh new HDH, we just had to say NOPE, GO WITH YOUR GUT, SCAR JO IS THE SEXIEST, PERIOD. Congrats on the double win Scarlett. Keep it up!