The Grammy’s were last Sunday, and I realized we didn’t talk about them. I then realized that it’s because no one really cares about the Grammy’s, or award shows in general, and the Grammy’s are pretty bottom of the barrel. But in case you were duper bummed and feel like you missed out, here are the five things that people cared about:

1. The Grammy’s tried to set forth a dress code for the event, including banned “puffy skin,” whatever that means.
2. JLo wants to remind everyone that she is going through a mid-life crisis, boytoy and all.
3. Chris Brown was vewwy vewwy sad he lost to Frank Ocean.
4. Taylor Swift made a very obvious diss to her 438th ex-boyfriend, Harry Styles.
5. Justin Bieber didn’t show up because he wasn’t nominated. He tried to do a live stream to pull viewers. It did not work.

OH, and I FORGOT: the most important part of the Grammy’s is also our post for the day:

KATY. PERRY’S. CLEAVAGE.

I would like to make a note that this Hump Day Hottie is NOT repeating a winner (the very first one, even), because this award is not going to Katy Perry, only to her fantastic rack, which was not even featured in her original win.

I note this because KP’s Grammy’s makeup and hair and dress in generally were kind of a snooze fest, but there ain’t no denyin’ those tittays got it goin’ on.

To you, amazing bosom, we say congratulations: you. Look. Awesome.

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