I know I usually save the Hump Day Hottie posts for later in the afternoon, when you need a little “boost,” if you know what I mean, but when I saw this post over at Buzzfeed, I realized that if you got a little injection of our Hump Day Hottie first thing in the morning, it would be all you needed to get you through the day. So put away the coffee and the Five Hour Energys (forever, those little bottles will kill you!), because with just one serving of Miss Kate Upton dancing in a bikini for famed creep-o photographer Terry Richardson, you’ll be good to go for the rest of the day!

Terry Richardson: alleged sexual assault master, wearer of old man glasses, lover of perv-y moustaches. He’s also DAMN GOOD at making destroyed child stars look pretty damn bangable. So when you instead hand him a fresh and untainted masterpiece body like Sports Illustrated cover model Kate Upton, it’s not surprising that he caught some of the most fantastic shots known to man.

Along with the unbelievably sexy shots above, Richardson apparently caught the sexy 19-year-old (god it feels creepy typing that) performing a bikini-clad rendition of the Cat Daddy dance, that was SO hot, it was immediately removed from YouTube. Luckily, it has been immortalized in the form of several GIF images. I don’t know who made these, but I am ETERNALLY IN DEBT TO YOU, MY GOOD SIR.

Here’s a taste… head over to BuzzFeed for the rest. Oh, and they’re pretty NSFW in case you didn’t assume that.

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: The video is still up on Vimeo. PRAISE THE GODS OF THE INTERNET: