We love that Halloween, like Coachella, is now SO OVERFLOWING with plump, silky, basically naked butts that it needs two weekends. Two nights of hitting the town just AIN’T ENOUGH – and we’re totally okay with it. The rest of the week we’ll be dedicating posts to some of our favorite butts we spot on the interweb – and we’re starting with the very heart of babe Halloweens – the Playboy Mansion, where these three BOMBSHELLS  made us wish we knew SOMEONE, ANYONE at that Holy Grail of Hotness.

Yeeeeeeah, we’re pretty damn jealous that we spent our weekend pouring over last minute costume decisions instead of rolling around in a pile of body painted babes (and one boring girl in a WAIST HIGH SKIRT – WHY?!). It is so fitting that they’re posing for a drink with the word HORNY in it, amiright?

Check out more photos from the event over at Heavy, and then come back here but these three are the best you’re gonna see. And then go to Craigslist because you need a new job because you got fired for jerking off at work, you pervert.