Ed. Note: this post was intended for Wednesday, but was pushed aside when a big ol’ bunch of site stuff had to be done. Consider this “Fine-Ass Friday” and shut up about it.

You know, back in my day, before the Facebooks and the Tweeters and the cell phones with the big ol’ screen kajiggers on ’em, ladies always used to pose in American flag stuff. Whether it was Pamela Anderson or Jessica Simpson or the cast of American Pie, you could always count on a 90s star to strip down in the name of the US of A.

NOT ANYMORE, THOUGH. Thanks, OBAMA.

Luckily, though, this year we got a little flashback to our patriotic years with a nice dose of Nina Agdal accompanied by a hot dog.

Dammmmmn, girl! George Washington would approve, had his brain not been ravaged by syphilis in his older years! Funny, though, that we had to have a DANISH model come and do our sexy Fourth of July modeling. They took our jobs, indeed.

Oh well, Nina. You may not be TECHNICALLY American, but you pull off that flag swimsuit with the best of ’em. Thanks for making this holiday the best one yet.

Oh and also I would eat the S*** outta that hot dog.

Images via Hollywood Tuna