Hump Day Hottie: Coco Austin
This week’s Hump Day Hottie might ruffle some feathers. She’s no supermodel, and her proportions are what some might call “confusing,” or “almost shockingly unnatural” However, even if she isn’t exactly MY cup of tea, I give the girl credit for being confident, seductive, and kinda terrifying. That’s what Hump Day Hottie-ship is all about, right?
Say hello to Coco Austin, everyone!
Coco, notoriously busty wife of Ice-T, has been in the news more than usual recently for canoodling with rapper AP.9 in some photos on Twitter. Ice-T expressed some major displeasure at the snaps, and AP.9 responded classily by telling TMZ, “I’m from the hood. I ain’t worried about nothin. Look at me, man. Do I look like I’m afraid?”
The awkward moment didn’t hamper Coco’s style, though, ’cause she still debuted as Holly Madison’s replacement in Planet Hollywood’s “Peep Show” in Las Vegas – hence the nude-colored sparkly leotard above. Now, we’re not sure if her stomach looks like that because of lipo or what, but we give her credit for being able to pull off that outfit, especially when she was replacing someone who looked like this.
We’ve long been fans of Coco for her unapologetic attitude and super NSFW Twitter pics. To drag those things up on stage and parade them around in a skintight cat suit, we salute her. Congratulations, Coco. You’re the strangest best!