No need to call an ambulance, you are NOT having a stroke. It’s true – our Hump Day Hottie of the week is a women you probably only know for repeatedly flashing a set of boobs that made people scream “THOSE NIPPLES! SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THOSE NIPPLES!” (that link is NSFW, if you couldn’t guess).

We basically forgot that Miss Ling ever existed, and couldn’t name a single movie she’s done, but when some photos surfaced a couple days ago of the 45-year-old Chinese actress wearing only some bathing suit bottoms, a t-shirt, and some ridiculous high heels, two things came to mind.

First of all, what paparazzi even recognized that D-lister? Did she flag them down, show them her SAG card, and then offer them 5 bucks and a handy if they snapped some pics of her?

And second, DAMNNNNNNN, GIRL IS LOOKIN’ GOOOOOOOOD!

Seriously, we’ve never seen Bai Ling look this good, and at well into her 40s, we’ve gotta give her credit for aging like a fine wine instead of like a jug of milk left out on the counter. So for that, and basically nothing else because I never saw Wild Wild West, we congratulate you. You are our Hump Day Hottie of the Week!

images via Hollywood Tuna