Hugh Hefner’s Wedding is Off
In ‘surprising’ news, 24 year old Crystal Harris called off her wedding to 85 year old Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner. According to his Twitter, Crystal “had a change of heart,” but other reports are claiming that she was secretly seeing Jordan McGraw, son of obnoxious TV psychologist Dr. Phil.
Harris slapped down rumors, claiming the affair is “a complete fabrication.” Either way, it all comes as quite a surprise, considering the couple had already sent out Swarovski-encrusted invitations and shared the details of their coming wedding on Hefner’s Twitter feed.
Reason #2,001 not to get married: after millions of dollars of planning, your 6-decade-younger bride might walk out with a douche bag’s daughter.