Hugh Hefner might be older than modern civilization, but he still knows how to charm the pants off the ladies. According to his Twitter, the geezer took his young girlf- wait… Sorry, Fiancé, to see the Justin Bieber biopic “Never Say Never” this past week, and was thanked with, well… Something.

The cryptically updated Tweet (which I still don’t believe was actually written by Hef, does he even know what a computer is?) suggests that he got laid because he took his wife-to-be Crystal Harris to see the Bieber flick, but we at BCU believe it could mean a couple other things:

– he convinced her to try Metamucil. It might taste like ass-flavored chalk, but it keeps you regular!
– she finally dressed up in the 20s flapper outfit he’s been asking about. Sure it’s knee length and smells like death but hey, it turns him on!
– he got her do that butt thing. You know, taking him to get that prostate exam he’s been putting off.

What do YOU think Hef’s tweet means?