So I know it’s Monday morning and everything, but is anyone up for a Vegas trip?

Wait, hold on. More important question: Do you think you can bet on the length of celebrity marriages in Vegas? If so, pack up my friends, we’re hitting the strip! According to TMZ, world-famous young-blonde-collector Hugh Hefner is attempting again to tie the knot with his 26-year-old lady love Crystal Harris. If you recall from June of last year, Crystal called off their nuptials just 5 days before their wedding, in what Hugh Hefner called “a change of heart” (on his Twitter account, which I refuse to believe he actually runs. My grandpa still barely understands what the address bar does).

Now, though, the couple claim they have “worked out all their problems” and Crystal “feels the time she spent apart from Hef really taught her how to be independent and stand on her own two feet,” which I think can roughly be translated to “me no have money. Me need pedicure.” Personally, I don’t think I’d want to marry a woman who told the entire world I “only lasted two seconds in bed.”

But hey, no judgments here. We wish their wedding luck, which will be held… wait, what? at the PLayboy Mansion? ON NEW YEARS EVE?

Oh good god.