How to Set Up a Threesome
If guys think about sex every 6 seconds, then you could probably venture to say they think about threesomes every time two hot girls are standing next to each other. To some it seems like an unattainable fantasy, most likely due to the combination of guys having next to no game, and girls being a little apprehensive. Although we can’t really help you with your lack of game , we can give ya some tips from AskMen.com on how to improve your chances of getting two ladies in the sack… at the same time.
1) Don’t do it with your girlfriend
I don’t care if she said she’d do it on your birthday, or if she says she’s totally secure, this is just a bad, bad idea. First of all, she’ll probably put it off for months and months until it finally happens, then she’ll feel super guilty, and then she’ll hate you, the other girl, and especially herself. The whole point of being in a relationship is that she doesn’t have to share you, and if you so much as look at the other chick, she’ll probably freak out.
2) Have an ally
Old flings and past booty-calls are your best friend in this situation, because they’ve already had sex with you. Once you slept with someone, the chance of it happening again is exponentially increased. By going out with her and some friends, and being confident and dominant, you will have a much easier time getting a threesome to occur. However, there is no need to plan the night out before hand. Keep the pressure off and just let things happen as they go.
3) Alcohol is your friend
We’re not talking sloppy, belligerent drunk. But a few drinks will obviously take the edge off, and bars are a great place to meet singles looking for a good time. Go out with a group of friends at the bar with your old flame and check out the scene. Once you find your target, let the ladies do most of the talking. Sacrifice your ears to a couple hours of nonstop chatter and you’ll be rewarded.
4) Take it back to your place
“It’s so loud in here, let’s go back to my apartment” is the tried and true method to get ladies back to your place. It will help that there are two of them because they’ll feel safer about it. And by going back to your house instead of one of their’s, they’ll both be out of their element and you will be in the dominant position. This may sound creepy, but like I said earlier, in this situation, girls want a guy who will have the upper hand.
5) Get the ball rolling…
… with a couple glasses of wine and some sensual, but not overly sexual massaging. By initiating touch, their comfort zone will expand to include you. One of the best methods for initiating the threesome is daring the girls to kiss. Most women aren’t opposed to some sexy making out… and once that happens all you’ve gotta do is get them back to your room for the real deal.
Call up a booty call tonight, and make it happen!