When you think about things you should do before you ask for a raise, the first thing you might think would be work hard, be productive, take suggestions and criticism with grace, and put that “little extra in extraordinary.” When Summer’s Eve, creator of the most outdated form of feminine hygiene products still available on the market, thinks of the steps you should take before asking for a raise, they’d say to spray a vinegar and water solution up into your cooter, because your job performance and the cleanliness of your vagina are very strongly correlated. Or something.