Someone needs to scoop this guy up and replace Gina the Latina on San Diego’s 93.3. That woman sounds like she not only dropped out of school after the 6th grade, but also spent those 7 years in school behind the bathrooms smoking pot. And no, that’s not racism. As a part-Latina I spend most of the holidays trying to decipher what my Jersey-Rican relatives are saying, but that is in the comfort of my own backyard, and not over radio-waves that are sent to literally millions of people a day.

I say we start a petition for this guy. Sign below if you think he deserves a spot on a nationally syndicated radio show!

UPDATE: “A local radio show The Morning Zoo has FOUND Ted for their show tomorrow Wednesday, January 5th at 7:15am EST!” via Reddit.com… AWESOME!