At OBC, we don’t post many pictures or videos just because they’re “cute.” There are a MILLION websites on the internet where you can find cute things, whether it be of small children singing songs from the 20s accompanied by their ukelele-wielding fathers or of a baby goat, riding a llama. It’s not that we don’t LOVE cute things as much as the next person, it’s just that we’re here to provide you with dating advice, sexy celebrities, juicy gossip, and the occasional story that makes you go WTF???

On this last September Monday morning, though, as we blearily sipped our coffee and tried in vain to wake up from a weekend of partying and making bets on football that we CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE, this story about a two-pawed dachshund-chihuahua mix made us break all the rules. We figured, HEY, we don’t do it often, why not share a feel-good story to get this month started on the right foot… or should we say, on the right teeny-tiny widdle puppy paw?

MEET T-REX!

He’s a Chiweenie (a chihuahua dachshund mix) who was born with only two paws. The rest of his litter was born normally, but some birth-defect made this little squiggly guy come out with only nubs for front legs. But before you feel pity, check out how happy and energetic and goddamned adorable he is:

Are you done screaming at his cuteness yet?

I’ll let you finish.

Good?

Alright, let’s get this week started. If T-Rex the two-pawed pup can do it, I think we can. Let’s go!