why don’t you just sleep with this guy if you love hair so much? via eatliver.com

What is the deal with our glorification of mustaches these days? What with Movember and the influx of hipsters rocking face fur that would make an Italian plumber jealous, I am constantly left wondering when the hell we time traveled back to the early 80s. Needless to say, the cherry on the top of this prickly Creepsville cake came when I found out that tomorrow is “Have Sex with a Guy With a Mustache” Day on Asylum.com. I can only believe that the entire staff of the men’s online mag has diligently been growing upper-lip hair for the past couple months just so this day would apply to them.

According to Asylum, they created the day in association with The American Mustache Institute, which means this is all a ploy by the Mustache lobbyists and Facial Hair elitists and we DEMAND unbiased, non-hair-partisan review of this holiday! Call your counselman today!

This could have to do with my repulsion with mustaches, but I doubt it.