I feel like over the past few years, NFL cheerleaders (and of the rest of professional sports, DEFINITELY the hockey ones, yeesh) have lost some of their glamorous appeal. It’s not that we aren’t all aware that they are sexy and beautiful and great at dancing and some of them are good at tumbling, it’s just that Fantasy Football has made us all start paying WAY more attention to the game, and for the first time we’re all like, “GET OFF THE FIELD, BUSTY BLONDE WOMAN IN SKIMPY CLOTHES, IF RG III DOESN’T SCORE ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN I WILL LOSE TO TEAM BONERSHARKS AND WON’T MAKE THE PLAYOFFS AND I’LL LOSE THE FIFTY DOLLARS I PUT IN 4 MONTHS AGO, AND THAT WOULD RUIN MY ENTIRE YEAR.”

This kid, on the other hand, still appreciates the value of a good pump up dance. We should all be so lucky.