As the year comes to a close, we have to step back from our usual penis-joke-peddling stage and give a warm thank you to all the readers, commenters, angry bystanders, and people who accidentally came across the blog on StumbleUpon and stayed for 3 minutes, because without all of you the blog would not be possible. Even if you are the person who commented calling me a “dumb n*****” a couple weeks ago, I still appreciate your showing up for the game.

It’s been a year of ups (Scarlett Johanssen nude pic scandal) and downs (Courtney Stodden), but we’ve enjoyed every minute of it. Except the minutes we were hungover. Speaking of which, Happy New Year to all of you, and we can’t wait to share another with you all! And don’t worry, if you feel like this dog on Sunday, you can at least count on the fact that we will too.

WE LOVE YOU!